German Girl

Sooo... a full day already. We went to the 'Immigration Office' this morning because I am an aüschlandischer (foreigner) and need to get my papers together. I am learning German words a little at a time... today at lunch I learned some vegetable names and the name of 'spoon,' 'fork,' and 'knife.' They are a family. Fork is the Mom--die gabel (feminine noun). Spoon is the dad--der löffel (masculine noun). Knife is the baby--das messer (neutral). Ooohh... I am just sooo German :-).

I also learned today that all the important sorority-girl vocab is the same.
Beer= bier
And a cover of a magazine taught be this today: 'der blowjob.'

Haha... at least I've got that covered.